current mood: hairball
current song: al green--let's stay together
FIRST SENTENCE OF EVERY MONTH:
January: somehow there's a virus on this computer that means i can't use the mouse so internet activity has gotten to be more trouble than it's worth.
February: LASHEA AND I FOUND THE PERFECT APARTMENT.
March: arlen and i have been sitting side by side for the past two hours nerdily indulging ourselves, two computers clicky-clacking and lots of "oh my gosh, look!" as he delves through his musical cache and i old livejournal entries.
April: CALVIN HOW'D YOU GET SO ATTRACTIVE?
May: so let's be honest:
it really fucking sucks that the heather who has been nothing but insecure since birth and a sort-of friend of mine since age seven is getting married to an alcoholic moron AND, less importantly but still gross, that as maid of honor it is my duty to act like this is anything but a complete mistake.
June: hello, dear livejournal.
July: my pandering to corporate america has bought me a sleigh-lookin' futon couch.
August: i have a to-do list a mile long that i'm ignoring completely.
September: has anyone else noticed how COMPLETELY ALMOST FALL IT VERY MUCH IS, HMM?
October: i just had to turn off aimee & jaguar because when the man comes up from the basement and asks with apologetic, sunken and worn blue eyes if he could have the rest of the potatoes i began to sob like somebody slapped me and killed my cat and burned my house down.
November: don't care what you think about bloodflowers, this song would still be the best thing ever for an early eighties drugged-up sex orgy.
December: i've been so relieved to be done with this, the work and the waking and no time to further my education and NOW, now all i want to do is stay and slop out coffee beverages forever.
my boss took me out to an expensive dinner and told me that i was the best employee he'd ever had, then gave me a three hundred dollar digital camera. expect most entries to come with photographic interludes until i get bored. me and my mommy!:
what's up, the last couple of days have been depressing as hell.